I received the above in my email this evening. Remember when I said that I hated Eat, Pray, Love and was sick of it being in my face. Well here you go, I rest my case.
On a side note, I am entering the contest due to my warped sense of irony. Who knows, maybe I’ll win. Won’t that be hilarious?
P.S. Dear Borders, just because I bought a book from you doesn’t mean that I liked it and wan’t all of the over-commercialized schwag to go along with it. Ok, ok, I still love you Borders. I guess I’m still unhappy about the new suggestions you email me based on my past purchases. I don’t see it as helpful. It’s creepy. If you don’t stop, I will have to stop seeing you no matter how much it hurts.